First. Word rant.
When I first tried to post the essay part, Word (I use 2007) decided to be cute and it copied the bloody XHTML. This isn’t cute. It made it unreadable, and I had to work around it by posting it to Notepad and partially reformat. Ack, MS. USE STANDARD COMPLIANT CODING! (Or have Word copy over normal text)
… okay, rant over.
Now, groundswork update.
Just assume anything like (1.1) refers to the associated bold heading. And for added humor value! I’ll first list it as if it was a pseudolegal change.. (.. yes, this may actually not be funny. YMMV)
The following apply to: “First Section of housework needed: Projects that are yardwork/non building related”
First, regarding section 1, clause 1. After the sentence “and my mom wants to level it to cover the roots.” replace the rest of clause 1 with “as of June 16 we have leveled several holes by digging up dirt from a freshly dug hole in the side yard. I have no clue how much more it’ll cost now, but I’m more or less confident we may be avoiding the worst of it.”
Second, regarding section 1, clause 2. This job was done a few weeks ago and is now Closed.
Third, regarding section 1, clause 3. Add in at the end. “However, as we recently expanded the rose bed (which necessitates another chore, see later), which .. took dirt from the more leveled up sides. I’m not sure where this is leading.”
Fourth, regarding section 2. This job is done and is now Closed.
Fifth, regarding section 3. Append at the end. “I think. I’m not sure what’s happening as the backyard flowerbeds have been outright ignored and the front yard hedge bed (against the house, see later) has been planted.”
Sixth, regarding session 4.Append at the end. “Update: No work done on this so far. I suspect none will be done this year.”
Seventh, regarding session 5. Append at the end “Well, it’s mid June and noises are already underway to move this. But they’re rather lackadasial, so I dont’ expect any serious efforts till early July.”
Eighth, regarding session 6. Append at the end. “As of mid June, we’ve killed like.. 9 nests, and I’ll be killing one on my windowframe shortly. Still more around, but we’re making progress. The cellar’s effectively cleared, we think.”
Ninth, regarding session 7. Append at the end. “We started on the gravel segment in the front yard and have finished it. On the other side of hte driveway, any work on the pressed asphalt will probably be put off towards next year.”
Tenth, regarding session 8. Append at the end. “This will probably be put off towards next year.”
Eleventh, regarding session 9. This job is done and is now Closed.
Twelfth, append session 10. “10. Miscellaneous Additions and Changes. We’ve expanded the mowable area some. Only another 30 minutes, but still.. to make matters interesting, we also put in a strawberry fountain. That’s 3 metal rings with dirt in between them, and a fountain on top. It’s taking up some area in a mowable area, but it’s OK, not a pain to go around. Another (Rapidly upcoming chore) is putting in white rock over the rosebed to make it look prettier.
No, that’s just going to be a pain.”
The following apply to “Second Section of housework needed: Outside building related work”
First, regarding sections 1 and 2. These jobs are essentially done and the section is now Closed. (Did it as a father’s day gift)
Second, regarding section 4. Append to the end. “We’ve moved stuff out from the garage there, but beyond cleaning it up and storing stuff, no change. Sigh.”
Third, regarding section 6. This job is essentially done.. we hope. This job is Closed?
Fourth, regarding section 7. Add to the end. “We’re getting 3 more chords. And stacking them in the cellar. –;”
Now, moving on to Job Woes. No one’s actually hiring, but I’ll be spamming out applications that have a bad.. refresher. –; I guess I should try.